A couple years ago I did a Ten Spot called My Favorite Blue Movie Characters. In the opening paragraph I joked how I could never do a Red Chracters List because it would just be 5 pictures of Hellboy and 5 pictures of Darth Maul. Well, screw you, Past Me. Seems there was a list to be written here ( specially after about every super hero movie that came out this year had one red character ). Rules are simple – red hide or fur. No red costumes. What kind of time do you think I have ? On with the ardor crotches !
1. Hellboy – HELLBOY
It ’ sulfur difficult to fathom how to present the HELLBOY films so they could turn out to be the epic fantasy success stories they should be. Mainstream them and they ’ ll lose they ’ rhenium personality. I love them the way they are and I guess the fact that they flush exist is achiever enough for me. I fair talked myself into something. not certain what it was .
2. Darkness – LEGEND
The best looking on the list. The best name on the list. I literally don ’ metric ton remember anything else about this movie other than Tom Cruise, Ferris Bueller ’ s girlfriend, and Darkness. He always pops in my head when I ’ meter doing these lists and I finally found a direction to fit him in. yay, me !
3. Darth Maul – THE PHANTOM MENACE
Some of the coolest asterisk WARS characters are the ones with besides fiddling filmdom time. Maul is the only thing that makes EPISODE 1 watchable anymore and might be the only cause to check this film out in three-d belated this year. I ’ molarity just kidding… .. nothing is deserving giving your money to see this film again. nothing .
4. Satan – SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER, & UNCUT
easily the funniest fellow on the number. His scenes with Saddam are some of the most brilliant moments of South Park. I wonder if this is actually how it is down there now. Let you know in a spot .
7. Gozilla – GODZILLA VS. DESTROYAH
Lower than I would like but he ’ s not completely crimson here. More red than any other appearance, judgment you, but still not red enough. I actually loved his look in this film and think, as a erstwhile thing, was a great change. He seemed angry for some reason. And hot .
8. Elmo – ELMO IN GROUCHLAND
I ’ meter not ashamed to say I love this little bastard. sure, he gets annoying when you catch in the middle of a 6 hour marathon on television receiver but I had a fire watching this movie. Since then I ’ ve obscure in my sock drawer. Right under the pornography .
9. Lightning McQueen – CARS
I realize there credibly a thousand cartoon characters or more I could have thrown in here but I ’ m incredibly faineant. And my kids were watching CARS for the 8 billionth time this afternoon .
10. Azazel – X-MEN: FIRST CLASS
A few more scenes and this dandy shoots up the list. As for now, he has to be capacity with the buttocks rung. And the fact that Nightcrawler did it first gear. And better. good hair though .
5. The Red Skull – CAPTAIN AMERICA
credibly the best thing about this film for me, The Red Skull was perfected for the big screen. There ’ randomness a set of rumors that he ’ south still around, somewhere, and that he might pop up in THE AVENGERS. I ’ vitamin d rather him than Spider-Man. My son just saliva on me .
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6. Maximilian – THE BLACK HOLE
Loved this movie when I was kid. I actually had the whole “ Black Hole action figures ” set. Try to find one other person you know had that denounce. They ’ re lie. Maximilian was like a mute Darth Vader that floated around being badass .